The Slap The $#!+ Out Of Em Club

Sometimes dealing with certain people can ruin all the patience you have and you start to think you're losing your mind, perhaps you're the one thats crazy. Just maybe you are the one doing everything wrong...But Maybe Not. Lets Check!

If a person takes everything you say as being "hostile" or having a "tone" ...wouldn't you think that person has a problem with you or hates you to some degree?
YES! or No
If someone tells you...that when you talk they need Rosetta Stone and they just skip straight to clowning, acting a fool and arguing with you instead of listening...wouldn't you take that as disrespect and a sign that they are definitely just out to get you??
YES! or No
If you diligently make a seriously conscious effort to the point of damn near walking on eggshells to not curse, use negative language or offensive examples and even Repeat someone elses exact words when speaking to that certain person...and they Still come up with some bullshit about you being on a high horse and attacking them...
Wouldnt you think that person has some deep rooted on going vengeance and vendetta towards you???
YES! or No
Well folks, if you answered YES to All or ANY of these questions, great news!!
Not only does that special person hate, dislike or is otherwise at odds with your existence, they're also probably Crazy!!
Rest assured it truly has NOTHING To Do With You. That person has some deep insecurity about themselves, a truth they dont want to face or some otherwise false perception based on their own bullshit that they have now decided to project on to you.
Has it gotten out of hand, has it gone too far? We know it has!!
So we suggest Slapping The Shit Out Of Em!!

It comes in Verbal or the always Classic Physical Edition as shown here. And if you respond within the next 10min we'll throw in the Slap GIF that keeps on giving!!
We want you to know that crazy and potentially toxic people need the shit slapped out of them every day, as often as possible and its OK to do so when you've had quite enough of their nonsense!
We can all make the world better by "Slapping The Shit Out Of Em" one crazy ass person at a time.
Change the world today and get a membership tshirt, signed by me, for just $9.99 that lets the world know you are part of the movement..."Don't Play With Me. I Will Slap The $#!+ Out Of You!"
THANK YOU!!

***do not go slapping the shit out of people for real thats considered assault & battery.
**if you really want a shirt contact Katrina at kbkeys216@gmail.com

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