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I'm Late For A Reason!

I was up early and upset this morning because we were late getting out the door to go to school.  My oldest was dragging her azz and kept asking for 5 more minutes to sleep. My son couldn't find his shoes even though I told him to get everything together last night. He swears he did because he put his clothes out smh...next time I will have to be more specific about including shoes. The youngest is sick fighting a little bug so she was the only one safe from my fussing. We FINALLY get out the door, 5min after our 10min grace period to still be on time. My son gets dropped off 3min before he's considered late, which would've been 7min if not for that godforsaken car line!! But before the drop off, as we passed slowly in the right lane, there was a mini van broken down. Half of it was in the left lane, the other on the grass median. Riding by we could see the front passenger side wheel had come COMPLETELY off!! There was nothing but the metal of rotors and breaks on

A Little Hocus Pocus!

Finally OCTOBER!! The month that gives birth to us dark, crazy, loveable Scorpios!! We were saying "But Did You Die?" waaaay before some movie made it popular. We love our Dark Side, so some of us can act like we are kin to the Sanderson sisters and seem like best friends to Mike Myers & Jason. Our zodiac is literally life and death, plus the sex is phenomenal!! We just want Loyatly, Orgasms and Food!! So if you know a Scorpio, Now is definitely not the time to piss us off. Welcome October... So yesterday was the 1st and there was a lot of mundane adulting to be done! The children and their academic awesomeness, bills and their bullsh*t...by the time it was time for me to enjoy my show 9-1-1 on Fox, I was too tired to even want to pay attention.  That was not the plan at all.  Somewhere in all of that I was supposed to get in a deep meditation, perform a smudge with sage and my manifestations ritual as part of this 30 days. I was a bit disappointed but everything hap